Captain Lucius Malfoy(1)
Who sails the sea with a ship of Slytherins?
Captain Lucius Malfoy!
Tall and handsome and sly is he.
Captain Lucius Malfoy!
If dastardly fun be something you want,
Captain Lucius Malfoy!
Then grab a wand and prepare to board!
Captain Lucius
Captain Lucius
Captain Lucius Malfoy!
(1) Fashioned after "The Spongebob Squarepants theme by Captain and the Kids"
Lyrics by Tigress Pern, our Shanty Boy
Scourge of the Seven Seas(2)
Chorus:
Baby, if you ever wondered,
wondered whatever became of me.
I'm living on the ocean under a pirate's flag,
I'm the scourge of the seven seas.
Verse:
Got tired of playing by everyone else's rules.
They only served to bring me down.
So I grabbed my hat and sword and headed for the docks,
Bid a firey adieu to this town.
Chorus:
Baby, if you ever wondered,
wondered whatever became of me.
I'm living on the ocean under a pirate's flag,
I'm the scourge of the seven seas.
Verse:
Now with my sturdy crew we sail up and down the coast,
Looking for a port to raid.
With cannons blasting, cutlasses flashing we go forth,
In search of the best treasure made.
Chorus:
Baby, if you ever wondered,
wondered whatever became of me.
I'm living on the ocean under a pirate's flag,
I'm the scourge of the seven seas.
I'm living on the ocean under a pirate's flag,
I'm the scourge of the seven seas.
I'm out sailing the seas....
(2) To the tune of the theme song to "WKRP in Cincinnati" an old TV show popular in the late 70's.
Lyrics by Tigress Pern, our Shanty Boy
|
