Pull up a barrel of rum and sit ye down for a spell.

Explore the Slytherin pirate ship as captained by the infamous Pureblood scoundrel, Lucius Malfoy.

Ye'll find lots of talent aboard the green and serpent masted ship. There's art and LEGO for the visually minded (more is always welcome). While there's little fiction as yet, perhaps ye'll be inspired to write some. There's even a couple songs crafted by our Shanty Boy. But don't be messin' with the Navigator's rum and we'll have none of that inferior swill aboard the aristocratic Captain's ship -- else the Quartermaster will have yer hide.

Stay out of the Gunner's way, as it's busy work tendin' to the cannon -- unless you want to be applying for the job of Powder Monkey. And watch out for the Boatswain as he's quite an intriguing young salt of the sea... but... ahhh... you best be tellin' the Navigator if he's dipping into the rum barrels a little too much. And for Merlin's sake, give the Helmsman room to manoeuvre or ye'll be walkin' the plank or fed to whatever creature we've got stowed in the hull of the ship this week.

So take a tour, enjoy yerself, and consider joining the crew.

Welcome aboard, matey!